"I've done numerous reviews of WHITE CASTLE over the Years"
"Nothing comes close to the original Slicer"
"This is very basic. It's not extravagant. It doesn't have a bunch
"You can still taste the meaty flavor the onions"
"Nothing is ever gonna taste as good, if it's frozen"
"Nothing is going to Hold a Candle to a fresh made one at White Castle"
"There's the Candle there. For the expression"
This is the Next Best Thing. We take what we can get"
"There it is, right there"
"Me and the Slider"
WHITE CASTLE SLIDERS
You Can Buy Them Frozen
Yes, as Reviewbrah says, nothing is ever going to taste as good as the fresh thing, and I', sure people who buy White Castle frozen Sliders know that. Most likely, the people who buy them, grew up with them, love and adore them. Maybe they moved away from the North-Eastern part of the United States, where there are White Castle Burger Joints, where the burger (sliders) chain started. They have not grown all over the USA, so people who grew up with them, may have "A Craving," as they say. And if they do, they can send away for frozen ones, and make them at home. Of course they want taste as good as fresh made White Cast;e Sliders inside a White Castle, "we know that." The point is, if you grew up in New York, New Jersey or anywhere there are White Castles, and if you are one who loves them, and you live in California or some other God Forsaken place, you can't get a White Castle, they're not around. You can send away for and buy frozen ones that are shipped to you, wherever it is you may live.
You get the frozen White Castle Slider, heat them up, and dream, and you just pretend that you're at a White Castle as you eat them. Hey they are White Castle, and this is the best you can do. Just use your imagination and Enjoy!
In 1921, Billy Ingram launched a family-owned business with $700 and an idea, selling five-cent, small, square hamburgers so easy to eat, they were dubbed Sliders and sold by the sack. In 2014, Time Magazine declared our iconic Original Slider the most influential burger of all time. Today our family-owned business sells the same humble, 100 percent USDA beef patty with onions and pickle, creating memorable moments for Craver generations everywhere. The only thing better than polishing off a Sack of Sliders alone, is doing it with friends. Could it get any better than that? White Castle. Because The Crave Is A Powerful Thing.
Reviewbrah doing his 1st Full-on Food Review since his unfortunate Accident
"May I be the 1st to Welcome Him Back"
He's Back !
The Review Brah
"Well Hello Everyone. This is Running on Empty, Food Review !!!" I'm your Host, The Report of The Week.
"I just wanted to start it off with a brief update. I just wanted to do a brief review. It's a nice day out, just before the Cold Front coming in. Nice pleasant weather. Enjoying the weather. Going with a Funky Shirt. It's got a collar
and a pocket for the pens."
To be quite enough, I'm just glad it wasn't worse.
I can set things back up, and within limits, I can do a few reviews. Who doesn't like a Pizza review?"
This is the Garlic Parmesan Pizza from Papa John's. It's all about the crust. It's supposed to be like a Garlicky Crust. The price of this varies. The going rate is about $10. Make sure you get the discount, or it can be $15."
"Here it is. There's the box, with all the Secrets of The Universe."
"Hopefully, it will be good."
"Let's open it up, and see what we got. There it is. It's fresh. The Garlic Parmesan Pizza."
"That's what it looks like. You can see the crust. Otherwise it's a standard Pizza. It's a Pepperoni Pizza, but you can get it with whatever toppings you want."
"I just want to say one more time. I just want to thank everyone for all your support. All your outpouring of well wishes. It means a lot to me, so Yjank You All. I've been completely Blown Away by the out pouring of emotions."
"There it is. There's the Crust.
You can see the Garlic Parmesan Seasoning"
There it is. Garlic Parmesan Pizza From Papa John's"
"GOING IN" !!!
"You can really taste that Parmesan on the crust. It separates itself from the rest of the Pizza, very easily. It reminds me of a kind of Garlic Bread."
"It's not outwardly potent. But if you want more garlic, you can put on some of the garlic sauce. There it is, right there."
"Domino's has their garlic on the crust. Pizza Hit does too. I guess Papa John's wanted one too?"
"You can get it at t decent price, $10."
"Therefore, out of 10, what would I rate this Pizza? Out of 10? A little bit above average. Out of 10, I'll give it a 6.0 out of 10. Not the Worlds Best, but not the worse."
"Thank You for watching and Take Care. I'm your Host, The Report of The Week."